Hi folks...It's that time of year again! That's right! A recap of the best of the best blogs from the past year. Pouring through all the old blogs and whittling it down to just the highlights is tough, but you deserve it dear readers....dear dear faithful readers. Without you I'd just be talking to myself, just farting in print. Plurrt....'scuse me.
Introduction done I move on to the body of the blog, no doubt a familiar format to all.
With the body completed I have only to congratulate myself! Another year of blogging done, and another greatest hits show....wait, that reminds me, I never got around to the top 10 list!
10. The waffles, who could forget the waffles.
9. Should probably be the waffles too.
8. Uh...Gaddam Neighbor Kid! Wink wink.
7. SomabitchinNeighborKid! (shaking fist)
6. Blog doubt. Fuck that guy. What smartass wrote that one? Seriously fuck that guy. I bet he feels pretty small right now so I'll move on.
5. Untitled Draft TBA. Not the worst, not the best.
4. Did I say Neighbor Kid. He's the kinda kid who likes shit like bukakke and blogs like Blog Doubt. Fuck him too.
2. up up down down left right left right a b start.....not a blog, but damned useful in a pinch.
Seriously though, get the fuck out of my head....shitty cheat codes. They should have made cheat codes that were product endorsements not some quasi-directional nonsense.
For the record spell checker didn't catch quasi-directional, but played dumb about bukakke....typical.
And the moment you've all been shitting your pants about, the number one blog in our countdown,
1. The Waffle thing did have pictures, but then there was the prophetic abilities of the Blog Doubt guy, man that guy was smart, and who could forget the bukakke-loving Neighbor Kid, god damn it's a tough choice, that's why this year's winner is a boring-ass luke warm TIE! A three or four way noncommittal-ass tie!
Congratulations to everybody, and thank's so much for sticking with it. It was tough at first, but now that it's running smoothly, well....I just can't say enough to fill the word count about how much we really really really really appreciate your continued readership. Expecially (spell check let that one through too!) those of you who bothered to fucking comment. Given that that's not a sentence, and nevertheless exactly what I wanted to say, I'm not going to reread this one for mistakes. If you find some, just send us a quick comment, and fuck you, too. If you've been loyal enough you'll know that's my que, I'm outta here!
I may add a pic to increase production value.
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